Saturday, 7 June 2008

And the award for best random you meet in a bar goes to...

Sylvia, the incredibly masculine transvestite!
Sylvia wins this award mostly because unlike most random people I meet in bars, she didn't randomly come sit down with us and start talking about her past life as a hitman or start stroking my hair. No, couple of people met her out on the smoking terrace, invited her to come sit with us, she actually asked if that would be OK with the rest of the group. Considerate! So she joined us, chatted, and was just plain awesome. Looked and sounded almost exactly like Hugh Laurie. Was so completely normal it's not funny. Helped us convince one of our drunker than usual friends not to drive. And had great nails.
And a special mention goes to workmates Fab and Guy (names changed, duh) for managing to restrain themselves from asking her if she still had a schlong.

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